Sex chat by text
Did you know that when your teenager texts "8," he -- or she -- is suggesting oral sex? "Some of these are absolutely hilarious," writes "First Cuts," who posted the link to the online aggregator site Digg. "I honestly have to say I have never seen most of these terms," says Sascha Segan of PC Magazine.
That's according to a new list entitled "Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know," which is is making its way around the Internet and has caught the eye of some local TV news reporters. Many people who see the list wind up howling with laughter, since many of the terms are completely unknown to most people, teenaged or otherwise.
It was originally titled "Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Need to Know," and each term listed there clicks through to a page indicating its origin.
"This is stuff that's being used all across the Internet, in instant messaging, in chat rooms, in text messaging," explains Erin Jansen, founder of Net
Bear in mind the specifics of this future projection are unique to the girl and my relationship with her. But for noobs out there, it’s a template you can work from to create a special moment with the girl. We’re very slightly drunk Her: start from underwear.. Masters of the Universe 😀 They have pictures of the hero characters Her: great.. Your breasts against my chest, your stomach and hips touching mine your lips very close to mine. though I think your lounge is always full of people 🙂 Me: shall I continue? Then I walk back to you I slowly push your shoulders, pushing you gently backwards against the side of the sofa You are biting your lip, anticipating You are waiting for me to kiss you I lean closer, almost touching. When I push in hard, you feel like my cock is going all through your body and out your mouth enjoying? Me: heh 😉 Suddenly I pull out of you Abruptly you feel empty all you can think about is “I want more” I grab your hair and pull you towards me, turning you around, and forcing you to your knees Again, it’s rough, violent, forcefull. You don’t even think You wrap your fingers around my cock, with a big smile of anticipation then you take me into your mouth At the beginning you are too impatient. So you are sucking hard, aggressively, up and down I put my hand on top of your head, which you like.
I won’t give a line by line analysis but bear these pointers in mind: Her: tell me what you were doing last week apart from gym and reading?
In any case, no glossary of text acronyms is going to fully explain what your teens are saying.
"Honestly, it's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in local network news, and that's saying something." "I swear, I've used the Internet for 13 years, and still insist half of this stuff is either made up or never used," wrote a Digg commenter. "It looks like a lot of them come from online sex chat rooms, and not just any chat rooms, but sadomasochistic ones." That explains the, um, very specific terms on the list, such as "NIFOC," or "Nude In Front Of The Computer," and "ILF/MD," which apparently means "I Love Female/Male Dominance." "I don't know most of this stuff," says Jason Parks, a 21-year-old junior at Arizona State University.
• Click here for FOXNews.com's Personal Technology Center. "My friends and I just looked at it, and we were cracking up." The list is actually a couple of years old and comes from Net Lingo.com, a Web site devoted to collating and explaining online jargon.
"I'm sure someone has used each of the terms somewhere, sometime," says Segan.
"But you're not going to get many teens texting each other that they love female/male dominance." "I never heard of that one before," chimes in Parks. " Some of the terms are accurate, Segan says -- chiefly the ones having to do with the presence of parents in the room, or "parent or mom over shoulder." "CD9, POS, MOS -- those are real," he says (though Parks had never heard of them).